Skiing

I go skiing. We go up to Eldora. There's lot's of snow. Mommy goes onto da big mountain and does snowboarding. I'm not old enough yet. I stay on the little mountain by the car and Daddy pulls me up and down on my skis. Evan rides on Daddy's back. Then we go for a walk in the woods. I like walking in the woods. Sometimes the snow is so deep Daddy carries me and Evan. He says that isn't good for his boo boo on his knee. Specially when he falls down.
Da udder day after I went skiing, I fall asleep on the way home and slept the whole way to the next day. Skiing makes me tired. I really like it. Daddy says next year I get real boots and skis, and will go on da big mountain. I'm a little scared.
Here's a picture of my new helmet. It looks just like Daddy's.

Jumping

My bed is perfect for jumping on. I do it all the time. Daddy says he's going to show this picture to my prom date. I don't know what a "prom" or a "date" is. But I do know that I'm a great jumper.

More Josephisms

I use to say "no thank you, stinky" to Momma. She didn't like it much, being called stinky. So I combined it. Now I always say "no stank you" to Momma. Now she laughs.

I like to call everyone "banana peel" when I'm being silly. And I'm silly a lot!